Monday, July 02, 2007

My Tiara Is Rusty

According to "Anonymous" - a reader who apparently disliked my post regarding someone's shortcomings - I am "the typical modernday afflicted stuck up picky woman."

He goes on to say:

"You're EXACTLY the kind of woman I avoid... simply because, you play too many games." Games, I presume, like taking off my clothes and saying, please, for the love of all that is good and holy, have sex with me? I'm SO indirect.

"Life is not all about what YOU want, he has wants and desires of his own." Presumably, that means I should have provided a bj instead of bitching about not getting laid.

"your tiara is rusty sweetie - you're no better than anyone else." I checked my tiara, and he was right. It is rusty. I'm buying a new one tomorrow. However, I am better than at least one other person...and that would be YOU, least at PUNCTUATION AND SPELLING.


The Rabbit said...

Don't listen to that clown. The Mrs and I found your post hilarious. I told her to start using your line with me and it's been fantastic. I love it when she says "just shut up and f*@k me already!"

City Elf said...

*laugh* City Elf, improving sex lives across the country!

I love you guys. xoxo