Random Thoughts

Where is my liver located? Is that what hurts right now, or is it one of my kidneys?

I think I may be allergic to crab meat, or perhaps just breaking out in a crazy heat rash. Hives! They're the new black.

Why. Can't. I. Sleep?

It's probably not good to have a bedroom doorknob that falls off when you try to open or close the door.

I haven't cooked in my house in almost two months. Maybe I should just move into a hotel for the maid service and get rid of the cleaning aspect of living as well.

I think I have first date jitters. Also, I am not sure if I am having a first date.

My liver or kidney still hurts.

Oh, look, it's time to go to work now. *zzzzzzzz*