Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.

Poor Mike Piazza, so put upon by the Establishment to show his rapacious straightness. First he had to have a press conference to say loud and proud I'm heterosexual and I don't care who knows it!* and now he must marry a former Baywatch actress and Playboy Playmate in a ceremony involving five bridesmaids, including one Baywatch co-star and two Playboy Playmates.

Alas, SI.com still runs this "wink, wink, nudge, nudge" caption underneath the photo of him with his nubile nuptial conquest.



Please, for the love of God, don't force Mike to come to the home of every woman in America and have rough sexual congress with each of us in turn to prove his manhood!

* Come to think of it, the photo and caption with the press conference story were a bit ironic, too, don't you think?