The F*ckeye State

I am completely stressed at this moment. On a normal evening, I would be watching a happy episode of the Daily Show, but instead I'm laying on the sofa worrying about Ohio. I am doing my best to remain calm, do my breathing exercises, and remember that not all the votes are counted yet.

I was one optimistic blowhard yesterday. I am a desperate, pleading woman tonight. Please, please, please, God, let Kerry win!