BlaCkmAiLz
i haz teh back of Ur ceLL pHone
an uR foLdin chaIr
U givEz me ten doLLarz an sum bacons
or u wiLL never see them aLive agaiN!
Hippo butt, that's what.
i haz teh back of Ur ceLL pHone
an uR foLdin chaIr
U givEz me ten doLLarz an sum bacons
or u wiLL never see them aLive agaiN!
Personal: I'm a political junkie who has worked for an elected official, on a doomed presidential campaign, and for numerous non-profits. I read voraciously, almost anything I can get my hands on, but mostly blogs, food magazines, and fiction (not necessarily in that order.) I like to write but I don't do it often enough. I have a distinctive laugh and a double-jointed thumb. I am addicted to Yelp, Diet Coke, my Blackberry, red wine, and garlic.
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2 comments:
You are dastardly I tell you, dastardly.
wherez mah ten dollarz mang
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