Sunday, March 16, 2008

Waking Life

I had two dreams last week that stood out:

1) I had a nightmare that I was married. Why a nightmare and not a dream? Only my subconscious knows for sure. Within the confines of dreaming, I woke up, realized my marital status, and thought, "Oh fuck, I'm married. This is not good."

2) I had a dream about my new Dyson vacuum (on the way via FedEx!), which I thought was pretty funny. It did an amazing job on my carpets in the dream, by the way.

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