Wednesday, November 12, 2008

I'll Be The Cake, You Be The Frosting

So I made a birthday wish, and I made it out loud, and everyone said it wouldn't come true because it was supposed to be a secret.

But they were ALL WRONG! Because apparently my pheromones are flying out into the universe and bringing men to me in droves. Take that, naysayers!


TMC said...

So the hormones that bring the breakouts also reel in the boys... hmmm.

You be careful out there, elf! : )

Ninja said...

tmc, are you sure it's the Elf who needs to be careful out there?

City Elf said...

ninja, are you suggesting i'm a maneater? because i only bite when provoked. ;)