Wednesday, November 12, 2008

I'll Be The Cake, You Be The Frosting

So I made a birthday wish, and I made it out loud, and everyone said it wouldn't come true because it was supposed to be a secret.

But they were ALL WRONG! Because apparently my pheromones are flying out into the universe and bringing men to me in droves. Take that, naysayers!

3 comments:

TMC said...

So the hormones that bring the breakouts also reel in the boys... hmmm.

You be careful out there, elf! : )

Ninja said...

tmc, are you sure it's the Elf who needs to be careful out there?

City Elf said...

ninja, are you suggesting i'm a maneater? because i only bite when provoked. ;)