Jigga What?

The July NaBloPoMo theme is FOOD!!1!ONES!

Shit, I could blog every hour on the hour about food. I think about dinner WHEN I'M EATING BREAKFAST. I've been known to have dreams about beautiful buffets of food and spend so much time filling my plate that I wake up before I get to eat. (I hate those dreams, by the way.) I also once ate 27 Swedish meatballs at a cocktail party. I'm not saying that makes me a food expert, but I'm no slacker is all.

Anywaze, I'm on it like a bonnet! Yays!