City Elf: Half Freak, Half Square: I Can Too Write My Name In The Snow

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

I Can Too Write My Name In The Snow

Amazing virtual pee experience? Count me in! As soon as I get a Wii.

*doin' the pii pii dance*

2 comments:

I Luv Tomago said...: It doesn't have to be virtual - two of my friends taught me the secret of peeing penis-less whilst standing up. Though I have not yet mastered writing my name in the snow...; 9:14 PM
City Elf said...: i didn't know there were secrets to peeing while upright that didn't involve having a penis! i look forward to learning from you, sensei.; 10:19 PM

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Location: I live in Pasadena, CA but originally I'm from Indiana. I've lived in Southern California for almost 16 years. Like Randy Newman, I love L.A., especially the palm trees, the skyline, and the view of the mountains after the rain. I've lived near USC, as well as in Glendale, K-town, San Diego, Westwood, and Long Beach.

Family: I grew up fairly middle-class in a Mexican-American Catholic family as the youngest of five children; I was the only one of us who who left the promised land until my oldest brother moved to Montana, of all places, a couple of months ago. I have oodles of nieces and nephews who I absolutely adore and I have the receipts from Toys R Us to prove it.

Personal: I'm a political junkie who has worked for an elected official, on a doomed presidential campaign, and for numerous non-profits. I read voraciously, almost anything I can get my hands on, but mostly blogs, food magazines, and fiction (not necessarily in that order.) I like to write but I don't do it often enough. I have a distinctive laugh and a double-jointed thumb. I am addicted to Yelp, Diet Coke, my Blackberry, red wine, and garlic.

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Tuesday, April 01, 2008

I Can Too Write My Name In The Snow

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