Sunday, March 23, 2008

Blogger's Block

I feel muzzy and uninspired today. I felt the same way yesterday, which is why I posted but didn't manage to come up with a list. Bah!

Here is a brief list of things I discovered last night:

* Dick jokes are still funny.

* I am not the only person who can't stand Dane Cook.

* I love Greyhounds despite not liking grapefruit.

* I am far more knowledgeable about music than I previously thought.

* I am a magnet for incredibly cute, smart, interesting guys...who already have girlfriends.

* Taco Bell tastes like ass.

2 comments:

Chromie said...

Ah-ha! I was trying to make a stretch to see if there was a list in your last two posts.

But to celebrate the return of the list(s), I have a response to your discoveries:

-They always will be, except balls jokes trumps dick jokes
-What's up with this neck muscles? Gross.
-I don't like coconut, but love coconut rum in certain contexts.
-Yeah you are, and let's keep it that way.
-Handicapped parking theory.
-That mean I must love ass.

noxlt second try! Shorter! w00t!

Deceon said...

"* I am a magnet for incredibly cute, smart, interesting guys...who already have girlfriends."

If you were Alanis Morrisette you'd mistakenly think this is ironic...