Blogger's Block
I feel muzzy and uninspired today. I felt the same way yesterday, which is why I posted but didn't manage to come up with a list. Bah!
Here is a brief list of things I discovered last night:
* Dick jokes are still funny.
* I am not the only person who can't stand Dane Cook.
* I love Greyhounds despite not liking grapefruit.
* I am far more knowledgeable about music than I previously thought.
* I am a magnet for incredibly cute, smart, interesting guys...who already have girlfriends.
* Taco Bell tastes like ass.
2 comments:
Ah-ha! I was trying to make a stretch to see if there was a list in your last two posts.
But to celebrate the return of the list(s), I have a response to your discoveries:
-They always will be, except balls jokes trumps dick jokes
-What's up with this neck muscles? Gross.
-I don't like coconut, but love coconut rum in certain contexts.
-Yeah you are, and let's keep it that way.
-Handicapped parking theory.
-That mean I must love ass.
noxlt second try! Shorter! w00t!
"* I am a magnet for incredibly cute, smart, interesting guys...who already have girlfriends."
If you were Alanis Morrisette you'd mistakenly think this is ironic...
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