The Science of Attraction

For whatever reason, I met someone amazing, who unfortunately lives two and a half hours away from me.

And we are trying to figure out what to do and how we feel and what this means, all without being able to see each other's faces and while talking over cell phones that make us say "what?" every ten seconds, and it is AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL.

There is a reason I do not date! And it is because I do not believe in all of this stupid emo nonsense!

Love make Hulk angry! Hulk smash!