Why Do You Have to Make Everything SO HARD?

Dear Cute Boy,

Please stop being crazy. Please stop spending ridiculous amounts of time with me, and messaging me a dozen times a day, and calling me, and telling me how gorgeous I am, and then when we are together, acting all shy and not touching me.

Because frankly, it is driving me insane and I am thisclose to ripping all of your clothes off, mating with you, and then eating your head like a female praying mantis. I am pretty sure we don't want to let it come to that.

Thanks!

xoxo
City Elf