Thursday, July 05, 2007

Why Do You Have to Make Everything SO HARD?

Dear Cute Boy,

Please stop being crazy. Please stop spending ridiculous amounts of time with me, and messaging me a dozen times a day, and calling me, and telling me how gorgeous I am, and then when we are together, acting all shy and not touching me.

Because frankly, it is driving me insane and I am thisclose to ripping all of your clothes off, mating with you, and then eating your head like a female praying mantis. I am pretty sure we don't want to let it come to that.


City Elf

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