Oh, Woot, you funny little monkeys...I nearly spat coffee out my nose when I read today's blurb. Unfortunately, I was too late to buy one of these, and I really wanted one!

And while the prospect of an overnight stay in the parking lot isn’t attractive, your Vector Start-It 450 Amp Jump Start System sure is. With its sleek construction and convenient topside handle, it might pass for a stylish ladies’ pocketbook, but don’t try to fish around inside it for gum; you’ll almost certainly be electrocuted to death.