Newsflash: L.A. Free of Racism! Rainbows and Kisses for Everyone!

Steve Lopez is apparently upset that a movie that so grossly mischaracterized his (adopted) hometown would win the Best Picture Oscar. None of the things that happened in Crash could ever happen in Los Angeles, right? There aren't any racial tensions here.

Not at Samohi, for sure. Not at Jefferson High, either. And for sure not at the county jails!

So glad to know that Steve Lopez is Johnny On-the-Spot when it comes to how we can all just get along out here!